he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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