you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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