YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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