dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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