Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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