ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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