White coat. Heels.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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