Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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