guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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