is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Randomize
