so that wasnt chicken after all
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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