Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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