I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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