Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
