Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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