I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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