Christians are straight up FREAKS
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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