I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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