and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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