At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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