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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol

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(765): View more from Indiana

The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor

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(914): View more from New York

Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here

(1-914): View more from New York

Quit calling your parents your roomates

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(404): View more from Georgia

So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?

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