how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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