Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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