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(757): View more from Virginia

margs and chips and queso make the world go round

(1-757): View more from Virginia

well and inertia

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Di me a solid and hit me with your car.

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(936): View more from Texas

I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".

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(314): View more from Missouri

i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.

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(817): View more from Texas

2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.

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(469): View more from Texas

Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?

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(513): View more from Ohio

Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.

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(269): View more from Michigan

I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely

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(602): View more from Arizona

Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?

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