Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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