If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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