Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
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