Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
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So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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