i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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