God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Randomize
