She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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