Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Just puked most of my soul out..
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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