No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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