What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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