Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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