GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Randomize
