operation harelip BJ is a go
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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