We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Randomize
