How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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