ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
he was CRYING into my vagina
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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