new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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