Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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