Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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