You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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