Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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