Kareoke will never be a sober sport
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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