Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
