how can u be prego again
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
