oh god the rape fog is back!
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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