People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I just threw up on my dentist
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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